Activity, already.

Wow, I haven't posted in literally (figuratively) forever. I would like to say that I've been busy, but the worn out buttons on my PS2 controller testify otherwise, betraying me yet again. Et tu, Sony?

I suppose that when I feel like writing, I don't come here but rather just bang out a few trenchant observations (read: dick jokes) into one of my many, many open writing projects. These projects are open in the way the universe is, i.e. expanding forever with no foreseeable end.

At any rate, I'm making a July 4th resolution, or something, that I'll try to post here a bit more. So if you've recently arrived and the date stamp on this post is not significantly past the point where you would still drink identically date-stamped milk, then come back shortly. But if, on the other hand, the blog has turned sour just pour it down the sink and run hot water to get rid of the smell and extended metaphor.

As an activity to hold you over, I'm trying to come up with titles for my business card. So far, I have:

• Sophist
• Auto-clast
• Independent Filmgoer
• Freelance Napper
• Fact-ator
• High Wizard of the Sundered Realm
• Level 16 Nerd, neutral good