Movie preview

During my time in L.A., I developed a number of contacts in "the biz." The following titles of upcoming releases were recently leaked to me:

• Pop Culture Shout Out 3

• An Animated Rat Becomes King or Whatever

• Actioner 2 : The Awesoming

• Retread : The Sequel

• Honey, Where Are My Fucking Keys?

• You're Cute. No, You Are

• Disgraced Celebrity : The Real Story

• Hip-Hop Soundtrack Movie

• An American Jingo

• Diva Thinks She Can Act

• Knock-Off 2 : Legally Distinct

• We Love Love

• Slut Valley High

• Sports Montage

• Aquaman : The Best Superheroes Already Have Movies

• Little Bobby's Story : An Inspiring Downer

• Book, the Movie

• Frenchie, the Dog Who Delivers Babies

• Cram It! True Story of the American Olympic Debate Team

• Bikini Murder Island

• Carnage, the Musical

• The Creature That Ate the Supporting Characters

• In the Red : Street Accountancy

• Slaughterhouse Jive

• Murder, She Tweeted